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refinedmind:

Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.

(via ceasteal)

— 1 day ago with 7977 notes

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

(Source: jay-ackles, via thegivingcas)

— 1 day ago with 206722 notes

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

(via egberts)

— 1 day ago with 8539 notes

foxdear:

theloudninja69:

foxdear:

theloudninja69:

horny like a brony 

what the fuck is this doing in the crotchboobs tag

What the fuck are you doing on the crotchboobs tag?

livin life, bein myself

(via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 21934 notes

thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via thegivingcas)

— 1 day ago with 157095 notes

sushinfood:

mylemonginger:

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

I hope whoever did this vine got his ass kicked.

Don’t pull anyone’s hair that is literally one of the shittiest things you can ever do.

And fuckin’ look how the girl’s head+neck are yanked back like that wow funny vine somebody might have a sore neck the rest of the day

And probly a few possible panic attacks because attackers often grab victims by their hair.

Never fucking yank a person’s hair for a joke i will feed you your intestines if I see you do that

Stop vining hurting people.

(via thegivingcas)

— 1 day ago with 38983 notes

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via in-lesbians-with-u)

— 1 day ago with 410294 notes

andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

(via illaminati)

— 1 day ago with 84333 notes

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via in-lesbians-with-u)

— 1 day ago with 410294 notes

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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And if you’re teacher is female?

(via unfollovving)

— 1 day ago with 296245 notes
#I wanna know  #curiosity  #please someone 
astroize:

my priorities have changed a little bit in 10 years
JUST A LITTLE

astroize:

my priorities have changed a little bit in 10 years

JUST A LITTLE

(via thegivingcas)

— 1 day ago with 76721 notes